I was watching Portlandia a few weeks ago and came across this skit, “Put a Bird On It.”
You think: “Aww babies are so cute! look at this one. It’s laughing at paper! They’re so simple and easy to please.”
In reality: This is your life now. . .
I’ll be praying for you.
You think: “OMG! I met this guy at the dance and he is so fine, we danced all night, it must be true love.”
In reality: society is cringing.
Sexy Holiday Themed Costumes-
In reality: No words. . .
Eye Shadow That Matches Your Outfit-
You think “Green eyes = green eye shadow, right?”
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